IT FOLLOWS

Battered and weak, the feeble Manster retreated to the woods to find a shred of solace. He had been typing for days on end. His claws were bloodied. His black heart was thumping wildly. He needed a rest badly. His captors were hot on his trail and he didn’t know where else to run. His energy ran out and he collapsed face first in the snow.

Months passed…

He was frozen solid but deep in his slumber he could still hear the sounds of the drills. They had come to bring him back…

It-Follows-poster

I’m back baby! After October’s MASSACRE MARATHON I was beat but I have returned rested and rejuvenated with a brand new horror movie review of It Follows! A few weeks ago the hype for this limited release was frothing over the edge of the glass and it got me thinking that I might not get a chance to see It Follows if they don’t release it in regular nationwide theaters. So I decided to drive an hour and a half to the closest art house theater to sneak a peek. Two days later, the pot finally boiled over and It Follows went mainstream opening in every triple A theater from here to Transylvania. Just my luck! At least now I can be a hipster and say I saw it before it was cool.

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: MovieManster Name Change!

It has come to my attention that most of you brain-dead, driveling freaks will watch almost anything. But, why in God’s name, do you watch horror movies? I have seen a plethora of films in the genre. I would even go as far as to call myself an expert. However, recently I have been pondering one simple thought: Why do I continue to subject myself to this garbage?!

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