My Bloody Valentine…no, not that one! Ugh…FINE! My Bloody Valentine 3D is the 2009 remake/sequel to the 1981 slasher film of the same name- minus the 3D of course.
Monthly Archives: September 2018
THE WOMAN
Nothing screams family fun like torturing a feral woman you have held captive in your garage. Excitement for the parents and little ones alike!
STAKE LAND II
PUMPKINHEAD 2: BLOOD WINGS
CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER
Because nothing can be a standalone feature anymore, welcome to the Cabin Fever Extended Universe, or the CFEU for short.
LET US PREY
A man with no name walks in to a police station and crazy shit starts happening. Is he the cause of all of this madness? (He is.)
HELLIONS
Hellions is the story of a teenage girl who has stupid trick-or-treaters terrorize her on Halloween or something.
1922
Remember when I said “this was the worst Stephen King movie I have ever seen“? Well, 1922 takes the cake.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
“Who will survive and what will be left of them?” The genius tagline only scratches the surface of how grisly, how heinous The Texas Chainsaw Massacre really is. This classic film shocked audiences when it was released in 1974 and still chills to the bone to this day. I had the pleasure of showing it to Mrs. Manster for the first time and she was genuinely shaken to the core. That says a lot for a movie that old!
LEPRECHAUN 2
Let me start off by mentioning my fear of freaky little monsters ranks high up there. Evil things like in Child’s Play, Leprechaun, and Puppet Master creep me out. As a small manster seeing those movies for the first time had me checking every cabinet, every nook and cranny in a room until I was convinced that there was no possible way any of these miniature killers could be hiding anywhere. So this film gets points from me right off the bat just for being about a pint-sized freak!