Hellions is the story of a teenage girl who has stupid trick-or-treaters terrorize her on Halloween or something.

When I find out a movie takes place on Halloween (even in non-horror features) my Manster-meat usually gets rock solid, but I am beginning to notice a steep drop off in quality control as of late. It seems these productions are attempting to pass off unsavory films by slapping that setting on them and kicking them out of the plane with no parachute. Hellions tries its best to get on your nerves and confuse you like it has a personal vendetta. By the time supernatural things started happening in the movie I was already checked out. For fun you can put this drivel on and see how long you can last before changing the channel.

1 pillowcase of razor-candy out of 5

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