Nothing screams family fun like torturing a feral woman you have held captive in your garage. Excitement for the parents and little ones alike!

I can’t blame The Woman for trying something different but its execution it gimps itself. It showed me some things from new angles I had never seen before but I couldn’t get over the fact that the entire family would go along with this crazy plan. An unnatural air hung over itself the whole time. After seeing her in a few things, I’ve yet to decide if I like Pollyanna McIntosh (The Walking Dead, Let Us Prey) or not. The Woman has plenty of grisly kills but they are back-loaded, only doled out as a reward in the finale after a film largely composed of torture/abuse scenes. Watch it or don’t. It’s not like I have you chained up in the barn…

3 mean daddies out of 5

★★★☆☆