Join Tye Sheridan (Ready Player One, Mud) and Logan Miller (Love, Simon; The Good Neighbor) as they bro it up while slashing down hordes of zombies. Thank God I didn’t pay any money to see this.

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse has more eye-rolling “raunchy” humor than this movie. It was so unfunny it hurt to watch. Somehow I finished it though, if only to be 100% certain to dissuade everyone else from ever turning it on. This was so bad I was surprised it was released in theaters at all. Speaking of which I almost went to see it during its original run. Don’t go see movies if your only reason is “I’m bored!”

1 rotten brain out of 5

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